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…………i’ll be damned i have an exam...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:30:30 -0400

…………i’ll be damned i have an exam tomorrow

((what are backgrounds))

why is it distorted but damn this bastard looks good /wip

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 03:44:13 -0400

why is it distorted but damn this bastard looks good

/wip

whoa there hot stuff (ah…….where’s his...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 03:01:39 -0400

whoa there hot stuff

~~(ah…….where’s his brows……)~~

engbel sketch/wip based on this fic aaaaaah;;;; it’s a...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:53:09 -0400

engbel sketch/wip based on this fic aaaaaah;;;; it’s a post-apocalypse human au and arthur’s such a dork in there it’s cuteee

~~ahhh………i’m gonna need to add some background with trees and fire and etc etc LAZY~~

deal-with-sealand:

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 07:00:51 -0400

deal-with-sealand:

reference for writers: alcoholic beverage breakdown

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:29:44 -0400

reference for writers: alcoholic beverage breakdown:

referenceforwriters:

euclase:

I had a disturbing exchange with a high school-aged person today that prompted this…

Beer, wine, mead, and cider are fermented beverages.

Mead is made from honey.

Cider is made from apples.

Beer is made from grains.

Beer tastes like beer because they flavor it with hops.

They used to flavor beer with dandelions.

Ain’t that cute?

All beer is either ale or lager.

Ale is fermented at room temperature.

Lager is brewed and store cold.

Barleywine, bitter, porter, and stout are ales.

Pilsner and bock are lagers.

Most of the crap people drink in America is pale lager.

Mosft of the crap people drink in Ireland is dry stout.

Butterbeer isn’t real.

(Except actually I think it is, and I heard it tastes like cream soda)

Miruvor isn’t real, either, but it probably would taste like squash.

Ent-draught isn’t real, either, but shit, it would be awesome if it were.

Wine is made from fermented fruit juice, usually grapes.

Red wine is made from red grapes.

White wine is made from green grapes.

The name of the grape is the name of the wine (Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Merlot are all varieties of grape)

Unless you live in France.

In which case, the name of the place supersedes the name of the grape.

(for example: Burgundies are made in Burgundy, France, but Burgundy wine can be Pinot Noir or Chardonnay)

Champagne is any sparkling white wine.

However, Champagne can also be wine that comes from Champagne, France.

Drink red wine with beef. Drink white wine with fish.

Act like it tastes good.

Keep a Diet Coke in your bag for later.

You’ll be fine.

Brandy is distilled wine.

Cognac is brandy aged in oak barrels.

Don’t fuck around with the French about their cognac.

Fortified wine is wine with added alcohol.

Sherry is fortified white wine made in Spain.

Port is fortified red wine made in Portugal.

Vermouth is fortified white wine plus grape spirits.

Sweet vermouth has added sugar.

Dry vermouth has added spices like nutmeg.

Liquors are distilled spirits that contain ethanol.

Liqueurs are liquors that have sugar and flavors added.

Liquors can be made from grains, fruits, or vegetables.

Grain alcohol is liquor made from grains. Duh.

Gin, Vodka, and Whisky are grain alcohols.

Vodka is grain alcohol and water.

Be careful with vodka. Homemade vodka is poisonous.

Gin is (basically vodka) flavored with juniper berries.

Absinthe is (basically gin) flavored with anise.

Whisky is grain alcohol aged in wood barrels.

Malt whisky is made from barley.

Grain whisky is made from all the other grains.

Scotch is whisky made in Scotland.

Bourbon is Kentucky whisky mostly made from corn.

Don’t fuck around with the Scottish.

Don’t fuck around with people from Kentucky, either.

Tequila is liquor made from the blue agave plant.

Rum is liquor made from sugarcane.

Schnapps is liquor made from fruit “must” (smashed fruit that still contains seeds and skins).

American schnapps is grain alcohol mixed with fruit flavors and sugar syrup.

Drink apple schnapps only while playing Tekken 2.

Sake is rice wine that’s brewed like beer. Or something.

Avoid these cocktails: Grog, Long Island Iced Tea, Manhattan, Dark and Stormy, Jack and Coke, Piña Colada, Scorpion. They contain huge amounts of alcohol and/or a huge number of calories. That Long Island Ice Tea is the worst motherfucker of the bunch. Just avoid them. Have a lemon drop martini instead.

Don’t drink on an empty stomach or you’ll puke.

Don’t drink too fast or you’ll puke.

Avoid Long Island Iced Teas. Like I said.

Don’t drink and drive because you might kill my Mom. You fuckers.

If your friend has had too much to drink and needs to crash, make sure she’s lying on her side so she doesn’t choke on her own vomit.

Don’t leave a drunk friend alone.

Passing out is a sign of being severely goddamn sick. If someone drinks and passes out? They are dying right now. Call 9-1-1.

If you are drunk, don’t drink coffee or caffeine to get sober. Sip cold water and nibble some saltine crackers.

Don’t be a fucking idiot. Don’t smash my mailbox.

Now you know some stuff. Maybe.

♥

bleeznuggets: ladypoetess: I’m really unsure if this is...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:43:11 -0400

bleeznuggets:

ladypoetess:

I’m really unsure if this is incredibly impressive, incredibly creepy, or both.

Probably both.

Whoa.

suitetextures: source

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:08:59 -0400

suitetextures:

source

well actually the other day i was browsing about Prussia and in Wikipedia it was written that...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:56:14 -0400

well actually the other day i was browsing about Prussia and in Wikipedia it was written that Borussia is the latin form of Prussia

and i just—-

all-german champions league—-

i nailed it tho

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:52:25 -0400

guess who’s excited for the champions league final

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:14:15 -0400

guess who’s excited for the champions league final

wip-still need to fix gil’s hand and add their faces;...

Thu, 09 May 2013 09:15:45 -0400

wip-still need to fix gil’s hand and add their faces; it’s sort of a racing au. and yes it’s frying pangle. also yes i think roderich is taller than gilbert

basically because everything about gilbert pisses roderich off but his height is the one thing that bugs gilbert to no end

shit denmark i didn’t know i can draw hot people

Mon, 06 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400

shit denmark

i didn’t know i can draw hot people

sketch dump more like garbage dump orz

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:13:32 -0400

sketch dump more like garbage dump orz

ahh i should be studying but im drawing pruhun instead ahhh cuties

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:14:10 -0400

ahh i should be studying but im drawing pruhun instead ahhh cuties

OMFG WHY DO THEY ALWAYS MAKE AMERICA SO HOT AND GOOD LOOKING IN THE DOUJINS JUST WHY I’M...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:56:23 -0400

OMFG WHY DO THEY ALWAYS MAKE AMERICA SO HOT AND GOOD LOOKING IN THE DOUJINS JUST WHY I’M CRYING

diedformelivingforhim: ask-ep: queen-of-s4ssy: laughwithout...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:58:21 -0400

diedformelivingforhim:

ask-ep:

queen-of-s4ssy:

laughwithoutworries:

lawlietshoujo:

reblogging for future reference

reblogging for future essays

Reblogging for future family get togethers

Reblog going for future everything

;u; belarus is a really deep character ;u; i had so much fun reading her descriptions in several...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 06:22:24 -0400

;u;

belarus is a really deep character ;u; i had so much fun reading her descriptions in several hetalia wikis. aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my bb

i mean she’s like 109238523 miles away from the girl that’s all marry me brother marry me marry me and she’s so much more than that

“she spaces out a lot”

WOW THAT IS CUTE I MEAN AHHHHHHHHHHHH imagine bela spacing out looking at nothing in particular and with a neutral expression instead of a scowl wow wow

“she must value things she has before death takes them from her”

i just——- ;u;

and she’s sort of childhood friends with lithuania aAaAAAhhhhhHH cuties

and

“She said that the shadow on the moon was, according to Netherlands or Denmark (she couldn’t recall which,) someone who had been imprisoned there for some crime. She wondered how long he had to stare at the earth powerlessly until he was forgiven and that she wasn’t much better off than him.”

SHE CAN’T DIFFERENTIATE NETHERLANDS AND DENMARK well it said that she couldn’t recall which one of them, BUT even then it means she had some relations with the both of them AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAHHHh my ned/bel/den ot

belarus; little red riding hood gdi everything (everyone) i...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:45:05 -0400

belarus; little red riding hood

gdi everything (everyone) i drew become belarus by default OTL but let’s agree that she’d totally kick any wolf’s ass, yes?

suitdup: A nice place to start....

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 10:04:19 -0400

suitdup:

A nice place to start. (via http://nihilnovisubsole.tumblr.com)